Backdoor Bandits Hockey Club
All Time Bandits Roster
#1 Ralph Dispigna
RETIRED / GOALTENDER
Ralphial, the soul of the ACHA Fairfield Stags hockey program. He enjoys reading "Good Housekeeping" magazines and his personal record is 1 game in a SHL season letting up less than a touchdown.
#4 Brendan Hurley
DEFENSE
Mr. Hurley also known the true backdoor bandit. A man, a myth, a legend. He has scored backdoor numerous times this season and we hope for his offensive numbers to improve next year as well.
#8 Trevor Jones
DEFENSE
Trevor Jones, could be one of the most interesting players. He enjoys drinking beer and is a volunteer firemen during his free time. He will be teaching his d-partner Corcoran the ways at Delaware this year.
#11 John Carricato
LEFT WING
John is like a thoroughbred bred horse from the Belmont Stake, everyone wants to use him semen. He has a terrific job as an American Eagle model at the outlets out east and has a nipple ring.
#14 Joey Napoli
LEFT WING
Joseph, aka the leagues worst back checker. Had more turnovers in the SHL last season than Eli Manning in the NFL. Does however offer tips on how to land high school chicks at parties.
#18 Mike Marnell
CENTER
The most selfish player on the team has to be Michael. All he cares about are his stats, not the teams. He really enjoys hitting on Alyssa Ruggerio in his free time and drinking "Naked Juice" everyday.
#2 Dylan Corcoran
DEFENSE
The current frat star at Delaware is a defensively solid defenseman for the Bandits. He enjoys eating Kellog's cereal with breast milk for breakfast and going on nature walks with his dog Hat-trick.
#5 TJ Roche
DEFENSE
Timothy James, the first non-immigrant bus boy to ever be fired from Intermezzo. His favorite super fan off the ice is Stephen Finegan. They have a real tight bond and are also eskimo brothers off the ice.
#9 Nick Gargan
RIGHT WING
Off the ice, Nicolas is known as Sean Avery, however on the ice plays more like a Alex Ovechkin. The teams leading scorer on and off the ice is a complete "lockerroom cancer". But can be a part-time beauty.
#12 Joe Groneman
RETIRED / CENTER
AKA Broseph Broneman. Joe, is known as the ultimate frat star at "The U". Not the one your thinking about. Im talking about University of Miami-Ohio. He also enjoys Strawberry Daquries and toga parties.
#15 Christian Habberstad
WINGER
Chris has been suspended twice this season due to multiple stew sessions prior to games. He mucks lots of barn in his free time and can also be reffered to as Mrs. Anastasio. He loves clipping his toenails.
#3 Dan McAvoy
DEFENSE
Daniel, the heart and soul of the team. Unanimously voted the team captain by his fellow peers. He can play defense or offense, just does it all. Also does irish step dancing with his sister and mother.
#7 Jim Mazza
DEFENSE
James, the current Owner/GM/Player Coach of the Bandits. Often disputes with himself about trading himself or sitting himself. Enjoys Ameircan built vehicles specifically Fords, Chevys and Mac Trucks.
#10 Chris Dobbs
UTILITY
Christopher will never complain to the the coach about ice time. He just loves initiating conversation with single women nd then being shut down. His pet peeve is not having deodorant twenty four seven.
#13 Chris Sabanos
WINGER
Christopher can be seen in your local Playgirl magazines. He has a passion for titties and tequila. In his free time you can find him on ChristianMingle.com and licking his flesh light in his room.
#17 Matt Gault
WANNABE CAPTAIN
"Matty Ice", one of the most depressing Bandits at times then at other times the life of the party. Matt enjoys hitting on grenades at parties. For him age is just a number, he will take anyone or anything.
#19 Chris Makowski
FORWARD
Christopher can be seen in his free time trying to hit on his teammates sisters especially Napolis. He plays soggy cookie by himself and always seems to win. Looks European with his uncircumsized penis.